Another Day in Paradise

MAD!: Alright so these guys come waltzing into my work the other day in full medieval costumes (homemade)! Not sick medieval knight: ..But cornball medieval knight:(..Remember not Halloween): Well these two guys and their normal looking lady friend(Jerry Springer normal) come walking into our retail store with some serious attitude oozing from their breath. (If your going to walk around in public like that, please show some humility) So as one of my co-workers starts talking with the girl I approach the men (I say men, very generously mind you) "Hello there, how ya knights doing!?" "I'm a sage." Snaps the ugly one.. well they were both pretty ugly :(.. "And I'm a master Jouster" Says the other one, with a stone cold serious face, glaring right at me. "Joust master huh? Do you have your joust with you?" I joke. ".. Um, No." "Is it in the car!?" I cheerfully ask, wondering how serious these two goofs are. And with a blank, straight-forward no-nonsense look he replies: "No. No they did not have cars in medieval times." "Alright!" I say with a goofy grin, then asked "So.. what do you guys do?" -"Well I assist the Joust master" the little 'sage' pipes in. "And I.. I Challenge anyone who is foolish enough to....'' something something I had honestly stopped listening at this point. I'm sorry, I don't get paid enough to play these sort of sick ass games. "I was asking what you guys did for a living." I say. - "Oh, well we both work for Quest." :/


I encounter some lame people at my work sometimes. I work at a fine jewelry store, I guess you'd expect some vanity, and the occasionally density. But hey. Keeps shit fun